One of the most troublesome things in life is what you do or do not want has very little to do with what does or does not happen.

Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival (via theprincess-bride)


Lemony Snicket’s: A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)


I created this count Olaf Twitter a few years ago and now I think I’m going to bring it back.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.

"This story is about the Baudelaires. And they are the sort of people who know that there’s always something. Something to invent, something to read, something to bite, and something to do, to make a sanctuary, no matter how small. And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed."

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Am I the only one who thinks that A Series of Unfortunate Events deserves a cool image making spine box set? Can we make that happen?


Am I the only one who thinks that A Series of Unfortunate Events deserves a cool image making spine box set? Can we make that happen?

(Source: locatingadventurers)


(Maleficent by Stephanie Cancado)


fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

tldr; the ladies save the world instead

(via beachgnome)

Say what you will about restrictions on sex and violence in films, censoring movies did have at least one positive effect: It meant that writers and directors had to work harder to keep the audience’s interest. This can be painfully obvious when it comes to female characters. Irene Adler, for example, was a complex, clever antagonist who outsmarted Sherlock Holmes in the 1891 story she appeared in. In the 2012 television adaptation, Irene has morphed into a one-dimensional seductress who first appears on screen in the nude and who flummoxes Sherlock with her boobies. And why not? A good chunk of the viewing audience is going to be satisfied with having a naked lady on the screen, so there’s no need to waste energy giving her a personality. “Your lines? Hell, I don’t know. Just make some grunting noises or something.”

When Cracked thinks something is up with your portrayal of women, something is definitely up with your portrayal of women. (via yonderdarling)

(via claudiaboleyn)


hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

Hail hydra

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via bitchingmusicals)

Anonymous asked: What would have happened if the roles were reversed? Christine deformed, Erik handsome?


This is really long so it’s under the cut

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